curtest:

My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via distraction)

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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(via asian)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via temporaryh0me)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: niadil, via hotboyproblems)

sevenspacemonkeys:

qresh:

be the voice in my ear master.

 Pretty pale
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

(via perfectly-captivated)

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